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    Sunday, November 29th, 2009
    2:32 am
    Friday, October 16th, 2009
    9:56 pm
    FUCK YEAH, I FINALLY DID IT! I AM THE MASTER! HEIGHT, WEIGHT, ETHNICITY, GENDER, YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE AMAZING MORPH, DORA!

    Yeah, if you hadn;t got it yet, I TOTALLY MANAGED THE GENDER SHIFT. Fuck yes.

    This is kind of awkward, though, and I don't know--
    Sunday, September 27th, 2009
    1:55 pm
    I keep getting smaller, but I'm not doing it. I make myself bigger, but then I shrink again, and it's really annoying. Also, I ate dirt with Puppy. So. Dad, you should probably take me to the healer. Or someone. Before I disappear from smallness.
    Friday, July 24th, 2009
    9:32 pm
    I've been practicing some new ( faces! )

    While I was looking for the film to go in the camera, though, I found some old pictures! They're so funny! I was so much taller than Charlie! If he made me mad, I could've just sat on him. I can still give him a run for his galleons at wrestling, but mostly only because he's terrified of accidentally grabbing a boob. Boys.

    Anyway, here's the ( pictures. )
    Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
    11:22 pm
    Well, since I was in a tabloid magazine (which was totally awesome!) I figure I need to start practicing my faces. You know, in case they want to take any pictures next time. I don't want to be dull.

    So, ( what do you think? )

    You can see my lip ring in that last one! I still want a tattoo...

    ( Private to Remus )
    Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
    5:37 pm
    You know what? I think you all need to just lay off of poor Cosette! Yes, she has fangs. Yes, she drinks blood. So what! Vampires are people too! You know what? She's been nothing but super nice to me! We watched Indiana Jones and she made me dinner! And she absolutely didn't try to bite me. So you guys should all stop making her sad! It's really mean! She's already sick and trying to adjust to like three new cultures at once, so don't make it worse! You ought to be ashamed!
    Monday, May 4th, 2009
    3:06 am
    So, whoever is responsible for that hex thing reads WAY too much Poe. If The Masque of the Red Death inspires you, cool, but go write a poem or something, don't go kill people. Be productive, not destructive. Maybe he/she will start hearing heart beats in their floor and turn themselves in.

    I got a letter from Steve yesterday. He wanted to know how everything worked out. He's so sweet. I have to figure out how to explain it all, though, because he's a muggle. I'm creative, though, I'll work it out.

    I'm still trying to think what words I need to teach Cosette. I never realized how much slang and how many swear words we have before! It's a lot. This could take a while. But she said she'd teach me how to do the can can and she promised not to bite me.
    Monday, April 27th, 2009
    12:39 am
    Birthday dinner was totally awesome.

    ( Hexed Private to James and Sirius )
    Saturday, April 25th, 2009
    12:34 pm
    My birthday's in a couple of days, so it's a little sad I don't get to be with everyone. I wish Sirius were here. Still, scenery's great, and the blokes aren't too bad to look at either. Can't complain.

    Things are awfully shitty right now, so you guys stay safe, yeah?
    Sunday, April 5th, 2009
    1:45 am
    I hate not being able to vote. It's fucking stupid, that's what it is. I'm old enough to know who I'd vote for.
    Monday, March 16th, 2009
    6:22 pm
    Germany was surprisingly fun. Lily told me all sorts of fun stories (I knew Sirius was bad, but I never knew how bad!). We're also the reigning bed racing champs.

    Sadly, though, I had to leave Hans behind. Merlin, but that bloke was fit. Couldn't speak a word of English, but love knows no language barriers.
    Thursday, February 19th, 2009
    1:25 am
    Okay, so, head count - everyone I like, let me know you're alive!
    Thursday, February 12th, 2009
    9:59 pm
    Alright, so, this bass guitar thing? So not working out quite like planned. MY FINGERS ARE TOO SMALL. What the hell! I mean, honestly, how am I supposed to learn to rock out and become the next big thing if my fingers are too small to work the frets? Can we shrink this thing or something?

    But at least there's the concert this weekend. Yeah! And Inka is supposed to send me a whole case of Dick Sticks, which I'm going to take to school every single day for lunch.

    ( Hexed to female friends )

    ( Hexed to Sirius )
    Monday, February 9th, 2009
    11:00 pm
    Did they ever give you a reason
    To believe in something different?
    If you're looking for love, for what it's worth
    ( I have plenty of it lying around here somewhere. )
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